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Nictionary

AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay the barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”. Alfred Bitchcok a term of endearment from one bitchy “Harajuku Barbie” to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s. Baldy Locks good head. Bad Bitch Check when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved. Balloon Boy 1. the adopted lady bug of barbie nation. 2. the oracle. Barbie Backhand the act of using intense force while unexpectedly givin da back hand to a hata. Barbie Boom Box a device out of which the Barbie’s fetch music is played from. Barbie Detention when the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch. *only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary. *While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary. Barbie Juice ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA. Barbie Powers 1. to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking. 2. to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them. Basement 1. the act of stepping one’s twig&berries / cookies DOWN. 2. the opposite of penthouse used when one is too cocky. Been A Fan term used to describe a cornball. Sentence : “hatin on who? Dat Bitch BEEN a fan” BFF Barbie For FuckinEver Bustitbarbie a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam. Cater to your Ken Day one day a month when Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish. Chin Check when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity. Chuckles when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends. Doll House a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business. Fetch a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes. *Only used with other HBs. Gabbage Patch Kid 1. a bust down 2. a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her. GBR abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”. Harajuku Barbie refer to Harajuku. Harajuku Ken a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall da fuk bak” and when to “step his d*ck up”. HB an abbreviation for Harajuku Barbie. HK an abbreviation for Harajuku Ken. It’s BARBIE BITCH!! how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye. Penthouse the act of stepping one’s dick or cookies all the way up. Roger Dat verbally style on a shortcake by implying she should “get like u” in 2010. Sentence: Scuze me? Bitch! Roger dat! Step Your Scotty Up being up on the latest lyrics/lingo off of the “Beam Me Up Scotty” Mixtape. Strawberry Shortcake 1. a broke bitch ; 2. one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity. Surfboard used to describe a hatin ass WASHED up bitch. EX: Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch! Waffle House a clearly misguided old wrinkle. Tumble Dry used when speaking to WASHED bitches. Sentence : Tumble Dry bitch! Tumble Dry! Zoo when exciting, crazy and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun. *can only be said with extreme intensity.